#Astros Jose Altuve since 2017: Home - .300/.370/.487 Away - .342/.399/.545 (více...)

Don't think I've ever done a joint post before like this, which is not to say I'm smoking a joint while I write this. Brucely, that's every post if that's what we're talking about. When I say I'm cashed out, I'm not talking about being negative on my bank account. Okay, I'm talking about that too. Casey Mize and Matt Manning go together like peanut butter and your dog staring at you with a look like, "Yo, Cousin Ownerpants, give me some of that shizz." Casey Mize and Matt Manning go together like Casey Mize and me thinking of Tyra Banks telling someone to smize. Casey Mize and Matt Manning go together like a ladder and Jose Altuve's kitchen. Is it just me or do you also imagine Jose Altuve's house is like a mid-century library with ladders sliding along the walls to get cereal and drinking goblets? Altuve 1000% drinks from a goblet; don't even try to tell me different. Any hoo! The 22-year-old Casey Mize and the 22-year-old-in-January Matt Manning are both in the Tigers' minor league system, said Mr. Obvious. The Tigers took Mize 1st overall in the 2018 draft; Manning went 9th overall in 2016. Both have the pedigrees of potential aces, so how long until the Tigers trade them to other teams so they can win Cy Youngs? I kid, I kid! (I don't kid; this is deathly serious.) So, what can we expect from Casey Mize and Matt Manning for 2020 fantasy baseball? (více...)